Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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