love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
