haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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