My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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