I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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