i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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