was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize