He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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