Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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