if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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