I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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