don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I will be naked everywhere
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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