You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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