You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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