Me too!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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