And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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