I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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