For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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