I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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