I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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