i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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