Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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