he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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