That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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