We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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