yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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