guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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