Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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