Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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