The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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