I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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