She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just want nice things and good sex
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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