Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
