I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
As shirtless as possible
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
COCAINE IS GR8
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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