But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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