so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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