I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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