you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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