She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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