Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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