I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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