were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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