Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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