Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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