Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
