is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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