Cold hands, warm shart.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm having to shit out rocks
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