She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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