He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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