i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Randomize
