So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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