if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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