We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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