Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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