Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
how does that bad decision feel?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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